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Every Number You Need To Grow Dispensary-Quality Bud At HomeWithout Killing Your First 3 Plants

A 2-page cheat sheet that replaces googling "why are my leaves yellow" at 2am.
Print it. Tape it to your tent. Stop guessing every feed.

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50,000+ seeds shipped 80+ breeders 2,500+ grower pain points
What's on the sheet
Page 1 — The Numbers
Seedling temp72-78°F
Veg humidity55-65%
Flower VPD1.0-1.4
Soil pH6.3-6.5
Coco pH5.8-6.0
Peak flower EC1.6-2.2
Mixing order7 steps
Watering rules5 mediums
Page 2 — Quick Ref
Trichome guide5 stages
DLI targetsby stage
Pest quick ID7 pests
Deficiency ID9 issues
Training methods8 types
Drying targets60-65°F
Cure schedule4 phases
Emergency fixes6 protocols

Your Plants Are In Guess Mode

Googling "yellow cannabis leaves" for the 47th time
Adding more nutes when the real problem is pH
Watering on a schedule instead of reading the plant
No idea if your temp, humidity, or VPD are in range
Guessing harvest day — losing potency every 24 hours
Spending $200+ on bottles to fix a $15 pH meter problem
Here's what changes when every number is on two sheets of paper.

What You Get (For $0)

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Environment Targets — Every Stage

Seedling through cure. Temp, humidity, VPD, light. One glance = dialed or cooking.

Value: $27
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pH & EC — Soil, Coco, Hydro

Exact sweet spots per medium. Prevents most "deficiency" problems before they start.

Value: $19
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Nutrient Mixing Order — 7 Steps

Wrong order = lockout = starving plants in a pool of food. This fixes it permanently.

Value: $15
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Deficiency Quick ID — Symptom → Fix

9 common issues. What it looks like, what's wrong, what to do now. No more Reddit guessing.

Value: $29
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Trichome Harvest Guide

Clear vs cloudy vs amber. Chop for energy or couch lock. The 3-5 day window most miss.

Value: $12
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Pest ID + Dry & Cure Protocol

Mites, thrips, rot, PM — fast signs, first moves. Don't wreck the last 2 weeks.

Value: $22
Total value
$124+
You pay: $0

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What Growers Say

★★★★★

"Killed my first 3 plants. pH was wrong the whole time. Page one saved grow #4."

JM
First grow · Reddit
★★★★★

"Taped it to my tent. Haven't Googled mid-feed once. Should ship with every seed order."

RK
Year 2 · Instagram
★★★★★

"The mixing order alone. Had no idea I was causing lockout. Plants exploded in a week."

DT
Coco · r/microgrowery

Why Free?

We're not a marketing company that sells seeds. We're growers who sell seeds.

A grower who knows what they're doing:

  • Wastes fewer runs
  • Buys better genetics
  • Comes back every season

72% of our orders are returning customers.

Making you better at growing is the best marketing we've ever done. No catch. No 47-email pitch. Just a sheet that works.

Questions

"What's the catch?"+
Email for a PDF. Few grow tips over 2 weeks. One-click unsubscribe. We sell seeds, not data.
"Total beginner?"+
Built for you. Every number, plain language. The sheet that makes everything else click.
"Growing for years. Too basic?"+
pH ranges, mixing order, harvest windows trip up veterans constantly. 2 pages beats 15 bookmarks.
"Can I print it?"+
PDF. 2 pages. Designed for your wall, not your downloads folder.

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